Pat meets up with a bunch of old friends in the pub. One, let's call him John, introduces Pat to his wife, a woman of rather large proportions. Pat says hello, then rejoins his other buddies. Mick leans over to Pat and says,
"Sure now, you've heard John's been having trouble with his wife?"
Pat says no, ready to hear a story about the usual marital issues - fighting, adultery, etc.
"Well, the other day, she was going down the stairs and didn't she get stuck between the bannister and the wall. They had to call the fire department to get her out."
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