Not quite clear on the concept

Today, at the school law library, I asked at the front desk where I could find a Blue Book (a reference used to correctly format legal citations). She suggested that I try a book store.

He was probably from Berkeley

I once saw a man driving a beat up truck with a loaded gun rack and a bumper sticker that said "I eat vegetarians." I don't think he was kidding around.

I can't wait until she's a teenager

Lily was mad at me because I sent her to her room after she bit Molly on the chest (apparently it was an accident). She shut herself in her closet for a while, then came stomping over to me with a pciture in hand, and said to me in her angriest voice:

"This is you. You're bald and you have too many eyes!"

Beware

I must admit, this notice on the cover of the menus gave me pause one morning when I showed up with four children. Turned out they were much better behaved than the young man flossing his teeth at the table next to us.

Rotary Club Event

My sister took this clipping from an Indian newspaper.